Tolkien Quote No Admittance, Except on Party Business Doormat
Knock if you must. If you brought wine, an apology, or a truly excellent excuse — if it's not party business, turn around. Bilbo posted the rule at his own door for a reason, and we're borrowing it wholesale: this is the funniest doormat we've got for telling houseguests exactly where they stand before they even ring the bell.
Get it in eco coir (8 sizes, keep it covered and out of direct sun & rain) or all-weather recycled rubber if your porch takes more of a beating — hose it off, leave it out in whatever the sky's throwing. Buying for the reader who's finished the trilogy four times and the movies more than that? This says 'I get you' better than another bookmark ever will.
Set it down and watch the uninvited self-select. Not sure which size or material fits your door? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug), or check How Do I Choose a Doormat? — no party business required.
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Once again, amazing quality product by Spoon.
High-quality and durable-looking replacement for a similar doormat, would definitely recommend ordering doormats from here.
Loved our first mat so much we got another....thank you for the lovely product, great communication and fast shipping!
Shipped quickly and really high quality! It’s perfect for our front door area, and it brings us joy every time we walk in the door.
This mat is so unique and beautiful!! I love this song lyric from Tolkien and it’s rare to find it on a household item. Thank you for such great work, I absolutely love it!! 😍
I absolutely love my custom doormat! I’ve been wanting a Tolkien doormat for years, and I’m grateful for this shop working with me on the details. It looks awesome and is exactly what I hoped it would be. Thank you!
Sehr gute Qualität und schnellere Lieferung als erwartet! Nice!
Wonderful product! The item is exactly as described!
Beloved belated birthday gift! Thanks for the fast shipping and great product! Will definitely purchase from shop again!
Beautiful doormat, fast shipping, quick responses from seller. Will return for all my doormat needs.
Thank you once again for my beautiful LOTR welcome mat!
I absolutely love it!! Very sturdy, thick material. Printing looks like it will last a long while. Just what I needed for my new house!
It came amazingly quick and is PERFECT!! Already recommending to friends!
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I included a note that I wanted the design without the swirls and got a response from the seller within a few hours that I would get exactly that. And I did! Shipping was quick as well. The mat is a great size - yes, there is some shedding to start but the quality is legit. I'm very excited to have this be the cherry on top to my new apartment. Thank you!
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