Not selling cookies? Don't ring the bell

Thin Mints get a pass. Everyone else gets the mat. This Girl Scout cookies doormat makes the house policy clear: if you're not holding a box of Samoas, keep walking.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. It's a gag gift for cookie addicts, troop moms and anyone who stockpiles Tagalongs in the freezer. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?