Beware of Husband, Wife Is Cool Doormat
$59.95
Beware of husband doormat: the wife is cool
Who it's for: For the wife who runs the house and the husband who already knows it.
This is the non-personalized version—same rude energy, same comic timing, zero customization hassle. Your husband's the one creating chaos, the wife runs this household, and guests should know the power dynamic before they step inside.
Coir bristles grip dirt and moisture like they're doing their part to keep the chaos contained. The design pops in person, funny enough to make people actually pause and read it, but not so over-the-top that it feels forced. It's earned humor. It's real.
Available in all 8 sizes (18×30 up to 36×60) and ships free anywhere in the US. Because sometimes the funniest things are the ones that hit closest to home.
I ordered this on Sunday. Praying I would receive it in time for Mother’s Day and it arrived today less than 48 hours later .. Awesome!! I could not be happier!!
This is the there’d time we’ve bought from them; just as wonderful as before!
Is it possible to get one that says, "Beware of Wife, dogs are also shady, Husband is cool" Absolutely!
Can I get one that says Welcome Beware of Wife Dog is also shady Husband is cool
Arrived faster than expected and great quality!