Hi, Hon! Baltimore doormat

Nothing says Bawlmer like a greeting you can hear in a beehive hairdo. This Baltimore doormat brings Hampden attitude to any rowhouse stoop, with enough Charm City swagger to make out-of-towners ask what a hon is.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. It's the gift for Marylanders who moved away and still say wooder. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?