I mustache you to wipe your feet

A pun this bad deserves a mat this good. This mustache doormat asks guests to wipe their feet with a wink and a handlebar, so the floors stay clean and dad finally has a joke he can tell every day.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Barbers, beard guys and Movember fundraisers will love it. So will your dad, unfortunately. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?