Home of Mr. & Mrs. Fancy Pants

For the couple who march in the Fancy Pants Parade. This doormat brings JoCo Cruise style home.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Not a Mr. and Mrs.? Pick any two titles from the menu: Mr., Mrs., Ms., Mx., Dr. or Ze. Give it to Jonathan Coulton fans and anyone who owns more than one pair of sequined trousers. This one is on its way out of our lineup and won't be coming back. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?