check yo energy before you come in my shit

check yo energy before you come in my shit

$59.95
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Check your energy doormat: check yo energy before you come in my shit

Who it's for: For the friend who burns sage after every family visit.

Bad vibes stay on the porch. This rude doormat tells guests to check their energy before they come in, and protects your peace with a little attitude.

Get it in natural coir or all-weather rubber, in sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir needs a covered entry, and the rubber can sit outside in any weather.

Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on.

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