Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth

Albert Einstein, at the front door. This nerdy quote doormat is for skeptics, scientists and professional question askers.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Give it to the physics teacher and the friend who reads the footnotes. It's a Last Chance design: once these sell out, we're not making more. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?