Don't yuck my yum™

Like what you like. This funny doormat tells the food critics and the haters to keep it to themselves.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the foodie, the pineapple-on-pizza defender and the parent of a very picky eater. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone, so quit dithering. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?