Don't Start No Shit, Won't Be No Shit — House Rules Doormat
Rude doormat: don't start no shit, won't be no shit
Who it's for: For the host with a laminated list of house rules and a guest who needs to read it.
You've got house rules. Everybody does — no shoes, no drama, no showing up empty-handed. Yours just got a slogan: don't start no shit, won't be no shit. Say it to your mother-in-law's face? No. Put it under her feet the second she walks in? Absolutely.
Available in eco coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir is happiest under a covered porch out of direct sun and rain, and the rubber hoses off in the driveway, the backyard or wherever things get messy. It beats every beige "welcome" mat at the hardware store, and it makes a genuinely funny housewarming gift, or the closest thing to a warning label your front door will ever get.
Set the house rules. Grab the mat.
I absolutely love it. Talk about capturing sentiment exactly! Thank you.
Love it! Thank you Spoon!!!