Did you bring a shrubbery? Monty Python doormat

Ni! The Knights who say Ni demand a shrubbery, and so does your front door. This Holy Grail doormat sets an impossible entry fee for every guest, which is exactly how Monty Python would want it.

Check the size menu for the materials and sizes this design comes in. Give it to the friend who quotes the whole movie at parties and still owns a coconut for horse sounds. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?