Devil's playground doormat: a clean house is the devil's playground

Who it's for: For the person who isn't messy, just spiritually protected.

This funny doormat explains the clutter before anyone has to ask, and gives you an excuse you can use for years.

Available in natural coir or all-weather, in sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir suits a covered stoop, and the all-weather version takes a beating on any porch. It's a gift for the friend whose dining table hasn't seen wood since 2020. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009.

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