Be nice or leave
$59.95
Be nice or leave doormat
Two choices. No third option. This sarcastic welcome mat sets the house rules at the door, so the grumps, the drama and the HOA know where they stand.
Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. It's a gift for the hostess with standards and the friend who throws the best parties. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?
I love my new doormat! The quality is excellent & it looks great! Also, it says exactly how I feel about visitors to my home. “Be nice…or get out of here! Oh, & THANKS”. LOL. I’m sure that folks visiting me will get such a kick out of this mild sarcasm which kinda represents my personality. Will definitely recommend to friends!
Heck yeah! I love a sarcastic doormat that takes a sec to 'get'. Thanks for sharing your picture with us! I ll def be putting it in a newsletter blast soon. Enjoy wiping your feet... and your NICE house! Spoon