HELL NO, Ouija style

Ask the board a question, any question. The answer at this door is HELL NO. This Ouija Halloween doormat has a firm reply ready for solicitors and surprise visitors.

Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. It's a gift for gothic homes, horror fans and anyone who decorates with candles and crystal balls. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?