Welcome, mother clucker

A barnyard welcome with a little attitude. This funny chicken doormat is for backyard flocks, farmhouse kitchens and people who name every hen.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. It's a gift for chicken keepers and farm families who know the coop is the real boss. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?