No monkey business

House rules, monkey edition. This funny welcome doormat tells guests to behave, and tells the kids twice.

Natural coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" up to 36"x72" and likes a covered porch. The all-weather version, in 18"x30" or 30"x47", handles rain and hoses clean. It's a gift for monkey lovers, busy parents and teachers who've seen it all. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?