Bigfoot Sasquatch Doormat | Funny Cryptid Welcome Mat

The BIGFOOT Sasquatch Doormat: The Only Confirmed Sighting on Your Block

Sixty years of trail cams and all anybody's got is one blurry photo & a plaster cast. Meanwhile, the BIGFOOT Sasquatch doormat plants a full size footprint right on your porch — the big guy planted his giant foot on your front door mat, zero shame, like he pays rent. Welcome home, believers. Now wipe your goddamn feet. If HIS are a size 37, yours have no excuse.

Pick your habitat. The eco coir version comes in 8 sizes — apartment doors all the way up to French doors — and thrives covered, out of sun & rain, like any respectable forest recluse. The all-weather recycled rubber version hoses off and survives anywhere: rain, snow, mud season, mysterious footprints. And as a gift? Give it to the hiker, the cryptid podcast addict, the brother-in-law who SWEARS he saw something outside Portland in 2011. He'll finally feel seen. Unlike Bigfoot.

We're Damn Good Doormats — the ORIGINAL sarcastic doormat company, inventing this whole industry back in 2009. The copycats came later (blurry, as usual). Not sure which size fits your doorway or your footprint? Sniff out How Do I Choose a Doormat? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant — a very good pug with a strong nose for evidence — for your perfect style.