Beware of dog. Cat is shady as f*ck.

The dog will lick you. The cat is watching, and it's plotting something. This funny pet doormat gives guests the honest threat assessment before they walk in.

Pick natural coir, from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal, for a covered entry, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") for a porch that gets rain. It's a gift for multi-pet households and anyone whose cat has knocked a full glass off the counter while making eye contact. We've been making doormats with personality since 2009. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?