Attention chien bizarre: French crazy dog doormat

Beware of dog, but make it French. This doormat warns guests about the chien bizarre inside, the dog that's equal parts sweet and unhinged, and it sounds much fancier than it is.

Natural coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" up to 36"x72" and likes a covered porch. The all-weather version, in 18"x30" or 30"x47", handles rain and hoses clean. It's a funny gift for Frenchie owners, Francophiles and anyone whose dog is a delightful weirdo. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?