Welcome, ghouls, in red

Skull and bones, now in red. This Halloween doormat welcomes the trick-or-treaters and the friends who RSVP from beyond.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the haunted house host with a fog machine. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?