UN-WELCOME, spelled out Ouija style

The planchette has spoken, and it spelled UN-WELCOME. This Ouija Halloween doormat lets the spirits turn away visitors so you don't have to.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the goth who keeps the board on the coffee table all year and the introvert who wants backup from beyond. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?