GO AWAY, Ouija style

The spirits were asked who should come in. They said GO AWAY. This Ouija Halloween doormat does the talking for hermits and homebodies.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the introvert who wants the afterlife to handle the door. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?