Funny Doormats: Rude, Nerdy and Custom Welcome Mats

Made to order in the USA,
one mat at a time since 2009.

very fine house doormat on brick patio

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This house runs on lies and liquor doormat

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Arabic and English bilingual welcome mat on a brick patio

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Breaking Bad private domicile doormat

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2009

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doublewide doormat with the Cave Canem Beware of Dog Pompeii mosaic design. A black pug puppy in a red harness stands on the doormat

Who are we?

We went shopping for a cool unique doormat for our first home...

... and Target failed us. So we decided to DIY & I invented the viral funny, rude & custom doormat! Not kidding — before Damn Good Doormats, the custom doormat for regular folx didn't exist, and every funny doormat you've seen since is basically a knockoff.

Founded in 2009, we're still the original: an independent, queer woman owned shop, no big-box bullshit. From a ancient Roman dog to Welcomes in your grandma's language to mats that swear on your behalf — every one is unique as your front door. 

Ditch those Big Box store basics, it's time to upgrade to a doormat that says 'Welcome to the coolest house on the block!'

Our doormats have been featured in Movies, TV and national press!

The Gadgeteer, "You Know You're a Geek When you Have a Yoda Doormat,"
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Trend Hunter, "Rad Pop Culture Rugs: Damn Good Doormats Offers Hilariously Warm Welcomes,"
Gizmodo Holiday Guide
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Home Fixated Set Your First Impression with Damn Good Doormats press
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