Halloween doormats for people who hate Halloween decor
No googly-eyed ghosts. Horror with a reading list.
AS SEEN IN: The Wall Street Journal · Gizmodo · HuffPost · Apartment Therapy · Tosh.0 — and on porches in 50,000+ homes.
(Princess Leia THE Carrie Fisher bought one. We're still not over it.)
4000+ real reviews and fan photos from real doorways.
Who are we?
The Original Funny Doormat Shop. Rude, nerdy and custom welcome mats since 2009.
We Invented This. You're Welcome.
In 2009, we invented the funny, rude & custom doormat. Not kidding — before Damn Good Doormats, the custom doormat for regular folx didn't exist, and every funny doormat you've seen since is basically a knockoff.
Seventeen years later, we're still the original: an independent, queer woman owned shop, no big-box bullshit. From a 2,000-year-old Roman dog to Welcomes in your grandma's language to mats that swear on your behalf — every one is unapologetic and built to be as unique your front door.
How it works
Three steps between you and a custom doormat
Not sure which mat is you? That's what How to Choose a Doormat is for — or ask Perogi, Queen of Pugs, our on-site matchmaker.
