Not on my vision board

You weren't part of the plan. This go-away doormat is for manifesting queens who block bad energy at the door.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the wellness girlie and the friend with a corkboard full of goals. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?