Welcome-ish

Depends who's asking. This rude doormat greets guests with the exact amount of enthusiasm you have.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the introvert, the reluctant host and anyone who checks the peephole first. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?