Wear your mask or stay the fuck away from me

Clear instructions, no exceptions. This Covid safety doormat is for households that took germs seriously.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the nurse, the caregiver and the friend whose immune system is on a budget. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone, so quit dithering. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?