There's some horrors in this house

Fair warning for trick-or-treaters. This Halloween doormat lets guests know the house is a little haunted.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. It's a gift for horror fans and Halloween hosts who decorate in September. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?