Sup, witches?

A casual hello to the coven. This Halloween doormat greets every witch who flies in for the party.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the witchy friend and the group that does a costume theme every year. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?