Stay classy, San Diego: Anchorman doormat

You stay classy, San Diego, and everyone who comes to your door. This Anchorman doormat quotes Ron Burgundy's signature sign-off, the perfect welcome for movie quoters and anyone with a mustache comb.

Natural coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" up to 36"x72" and likes a covered porch. The all-weather version, in 18"x30" or 30"x47", handles rain and hoses clean. It's a funny gift for San Diegans, Will Ferrell fans and the friend who still yells I'm in a glass case of emotion. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?