Gandalf stood in front of the Doors of Durin for the better part of an hour, muttering every password he could think of, while the answer was carved right into the stone in plain Elvish: say "friend" and walk in. Now the same gate — trees, runes, and all — guards your front door instead of a mine full of goblins, and it gives your guests the exact same test Gandalf failed.
It comes in 8 sizes of natural coir if your entryway's covered and out of the sun and rain, or all-weather recycled rubber if your porch takes real weather — hose it off, leave it out, it doesn't care. Either one makes a genuinely great gift for the Tolkien reader in your life, the kind that gets a real laugh instead of a polite thank-you.
We invented the nerdy doormat industry back in 2009 — Tolkien invented Elvish decades earlier, so we're not claiming to out-nerd him, just to out-doormat everyone else. Not sure which size or material fits your door? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug), or check How Do I Choose a Doormat?
Love it! Great quality and shipped faster than expected!!!!