Shut the front door!

Surprise, disbelief or a literal instruction. This funny doormat works every way you read it.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the friend who says it instead of swearing, and the one who doesn't bother. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?