Scruffy nerf herders welcome

Laugh it up, fuzzball. This Star Wars doormat welcomes every scoundrel who walks through your door with Princess Leia's best insult.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the Han Solo fan or the friend who looks like they just crawled out of the Millennium Falcon. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?