Safe space: no trolls

Leave the hot takes online. This doormat keeps internet trolls, and the ones in real life, out of the house.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the moderator, the content creator and the friend who blocks first and asks questions never. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone, so quit dithering. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?