Your Roomba's already assimilated. Your smart speaker's been quietly reporting to the Collective for months. So before your guests even reach the actual door, RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE greets them first — translation for the away team: wipe your feet, cadet, or prepare to be boarded.
This one ships two ways. Eco coir comes in 8 sizes, from a modest welcome-size up to full landing-pad energy, and makes a properly witty coir outdoor mat for anyone whose entryway deserves better than beige — just keep her covered, out of direct sun and rain. Or go all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing if your porch takes more weather than the Enterprise takes torpedo fire: hose her down, set her anywhere, she doesn't scream when hit. Either material makes a damn good gift for the nerd who alphabetizes their conventions by stardate.
Guests either laugh, salute, or turn around and beam back to their ship — no in-between. Not sure which size fits your landing pad? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (very good pug, questionable security clearance), or read How Do I Choose a Doormat? Get the damn mat before the away team arrives.
This is my 2nd rug from this shop- the first lasted 4.5yrs before I decided to leave it behind when relocating. The durability of the print on this 'all weather grey' does seem slightly better than the natural coir material I'd previously owned. Well packaged too.
Finally, a door mat that encompasses both our love of Star Trek AND our politics! We hope this mat lasts a good long while.