Póg mo thóin: Irish kiss my ass doormat

Irish for kiss my ass, with a heraldic lion for class. This Irish doormat looks like a family crest and talks like your uncle after three Guinness. Sláinte.

Pick natural coir, from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal, for a covered entry, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") for a porch that gets rain. It's a gift for proud Irish families, Pogues fans and St. Patrick's Day hosts with a sense of humor. We've been making doormats with personality since 2009. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?