NO JUNK MAIL funny doormat
$59.95
No junk mail
Flyers, catalogs and coupons stay outside. This skinny doormat posts the rule where the mail carrier can see it.
Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the minimalist and the neighbor whose recycling bin is mostly ads. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?