Nice shoes, son. Now take 'em off.

Compliment first, then the order. This sassy shoes off doormat gets the sneakers off before anyone tracks the street across your clean floors, and nobody can say you weren't polite about it.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the sneakerhead parent or the friend with white carpet and zero tolerance. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?