Merry Christmas, with feeling

Merry Christmas, plus one extra word in the middle you can probably guess. This funny holiday doormat greets the family the way you actually feel by December 23rd.

Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. It's a gift for the holiday host who loves Christmas and is also very, very tired. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?