Lose da shoes

Lose da shoes. The house rule, said the way your uncle would say it. This funny shoes off doormat gets the point across fast.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the no-shoes household with very clean floors and very little patience. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?