Live, laugh, leave

The farmhouse sign, finally honest. This rude dolphin doormat keeps two of the three words and swaps the last one for what you mean.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the friend who has always hated that sign. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?