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The magic words from The Day the Earth Stood Still. This classic sci-fi doormat keeps Gort from flattening your guests.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Give it to the classic movie fan and the Army of Darkness diehard who mumbles the last word. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?