There's a crown on the doormat and a guy inside who's declared himself THE KING — of the thermostat, the good parking spot, the last slice. You didn't elect him. You're not un-electing him either. So wipe your feet, bow if the mood strikes, and accept that royalty runs this house now.

Comes in eco coir — sustainable-fiber doormat, eco friendly to actually hold up — across 8 sizes for a covered porch, out of direct sun and rain. If the throne room happens to be outside anyway, grab the all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing version instead: hose it off, leave it in the elements, it doesn't care. Either way it's a fun door mat for the self-appointed monarch in your life — the dad who runs the grill like a fiefdom, the roommate who claims the good couch cushion by divine right.

The crown's optional. The attitude isn't. Not sure which style fits your vibe? Let Tammy sniff out your match, or just read How Do I Choose a Doormat? if you'd rather not discuss door dimensions with a dog. Once it's on your porch, here's how to care for your doormat.