I see you. I acknowledge you. I connect with you.

Therapy-speak, now at your front door. This funny doormat greets guests with all the emotional availability of a wellness retreat.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the friend who has been to a lot of therapy and wants everyone to know it. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?