This house is pussy protected

The cat runs security here. This funny cat doormat lets guests know who's really guarding the door.

Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. Give it to the cat lady, the cat dude and anyone whose cat stares down the mail carrier. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?