Hope you like dog hair

And lots of it. This funny doormat warns guests that dark pants are a bad idea in this house.

Natural coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" up to 36"x72" and likes a covered porch. The all-weather version, in 18"x30" or 30"x47", handles rain and hoses clean. Give it to the dog parent whose lint roller lives in the car. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?