hello muthafuka hey hi how ya doern doormat
$59.95
Hello muthafuka, hey hi how ya doern
Loud, proud and a little profane. This rude doormat greets friends with old-school rap swagger.
Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the hip hop head and the friend who answers the phone like it's 2005. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?