Happy Crimus doormat | funny Christmas gift for couples
$59.95
Happy Crimus
Who it's for: For the couple who says it wrong on purpose, every December, with a straight face.
Merry Christmas, as mangled by the internet.
Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. It's a gift for meme-literate couples and the friend who still sends that joke every December. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats.