Talk less, smile more

Aaron Burr's advice to Hamilton, now at your front door. This doormat greets guests with the line every theater kid can sing back.

Pick natural coir, from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal, for a covered entry, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") for a porch that gets rain. Give it to the Hamilton fan who knows every word of the cast album. We've been making doormats with personality since 2009. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?