Girl Bye doormat™
$59.95
Girl, bye
Two words, no explanation. This Girl Bye doormat dismisses unwanted guests before they reach the bell.
Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to your best friend who's done with everyone's nonsense. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone, so quit dithering. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?